Said tooth was carefully placed in a cup for safekeeping. Said cup was then carefully washed and put away. Accidentally.
"Never mind," said Eddie, pragmatically. "I have a plan!"
Top marks for resourcefulness. Dropped a few for spelling and punctuation.
In the midst of Goodwood Revival madness in our house this weekend, the situation got forgotten, until I remembered at about 6am this morning. I snuck in with a pound, but was unable to retrieve the correspondence.
Eddie was confused. "I've got a pound...but the fairy hasn't taken the letter! Why not? And if they didn't take the letter, how did they know?"
"Um....I think tooth fairies just know when teeth fall out. And perhaps the letter was too...large for them to take."
Very few marks for resourcefulness. Dropped marks for forgetfulness.
No longer smashing parenting.
Currently reading: Bird by Bird by Anne Lamott

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