Gertie and Gilbert have invented a great new game.
They simulate punching themselves in the face Fight Club style whilst shouting, 'Stop hitting me, Mummy!' very loudly and giggling.
Now, although I came down firmly on the side of Harry in The Slap, Christos Tsiolkas' novel and recent television drama, I can state categorically that I have never hit any of my children.
So bring back Hooker-Mummy, it's a far less damaging cry.
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