Now that summer's finally here, Gertie and Gilby went to Fishers Farm at the weekend. Much fun was had by all until they were waiting in the queue for the pony rides. A large and unexpectedly free range turkey approached them with a waddle that might be described as 'aggressive'. When you are just three years old and of a similar height to a fair-sized and threateningly-approaching turkey, they can look pretty fearsome. With round, wide eyes, Gilby grabbed hold of his sister's hand and asked in a tiny voice if turkeys ate people.
Big sister, with all the experience and authority of her nearly-six-years, considered his question carefully. "No, Gilby," she said, after a moment. "People eat turkeys."